Sunday, January 25, 2009

Perbezaan Lelaki & Perempuan...


Perbezaan lelaki dan pompuan time kenduri kahwin.

Lelaki (Bujang)

1.mandi
2.pakai baju,siap2
3.start keta,motor
4.sampei tempat kenduri,jumpe tuan umah
5.makan
6.pas makan rileks jup,isap rokok
7.balik umah
8.sampai kat umah






Perempuan (Dara)

1.mandi
2.berkemban
3.keringkan rambot
4.bukak almari,pilih baju
5.bawak kuwa sume baju ,bentang atas katil
6.pilih mane nak yang dipakai.
7.senarai pendek baju hendak dipakai
8.amik baju kebaya
9.letak balik
10.amik baju kurung
11.letak balik
12.wat pilihan lagi
13.cakap lam ati"baju mane yang menarik perhatian"
14.dah sah pilihan,baju kurung
15.pilih tudung plak
16.idop kan seterika
17.nyanyi2 smentara seterika panas
18.telepon berbunyi
19.angkat tepon"eh korang dah nak sampei?jup la.aku x siap lagik"
20.cepat2 seterika baju,tdung.
21.member sampei
22.call member"jup wei!5 minit lagik!korang tunggu lam keta"
23.pakai,baju,pakai tudung,
24.amik beg tangan,alat mekap sekali
25.masok lam keta
26.mule bertekak dengan member
27.kuwakan cermin
28.kuwakan alat mekap
29.mekap kan dulu
20.sampai je kat simpang
21.patah balik,seterika lupe off
22.sampai umah
23.member mintak pinjam toilet
24.dah abis sume,naik keta balik
25.sampai plaza tol
26.jalan jem
27.mule merungut,panas,mekap dah cair
28.kuatkan air cond
29.sembang2 hal perkahwinan
30.sampai kat umah orang kawen
31.salam dengan tuan umah
32.pergi makan
33.cedok lauk ayam skit
34.letak sendok balik
35.cedok gulai skit.
36.letak sendok balik
37.mule cite kat member cakap diet
38.amik laok skit,
39.amik buah skit
40.makan
41.abis makan
42.borak2 kosong ngan member
43.mate usha pompuan lain
44.mule bandingkan pakain mane yang cantik
45.tunggu pengantin
46.pengantin sampai
47.cepat2 pergi tangkap gambar
48.tunggu pengantin bersanding
49.pengantin abis bersanding
50.cepat2 naik pelamin,tangkap gambar
51.mule berangan
52.member marah,suh turun,die plak nak tangkap gambar
53.member tangkap gambar pulak
54.ikot pengantin masok bilik
55.mule cakap "wah!!cantiknye"
56.duduk atas katil pengantin
57.tangkap gambar lagik
58.mule berangan lagik
59.tgk adiah sekeliling
60.tarik pengantin,ajak tangkap gambar
61.dah tangkap gambar
62.gesel pipi ngan penganti pompuan
63.tunggu pengantin bagik cenderahati
64.dapat cenderahati
65.mintak bunga telor plak
66.dapat bunga telor
67.kasik adiah
68.salam ngan pengantin
69.sampei depan pintu
70.kasot ilang
71.cepat2 amik kasot orang
72.mule naik keta
73.mengumpat lam keta"laok x sedap,pengantin mekap tebal sangat,pelamin x lawa".
74.gelak2
75.mule berangan balik.nak wat perkahwinan besar2
76.sampai umah!!!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Gambo2 Naz dan Mus kat Senai Airport






















Selamat jalan bro2, take care. Rajin2lah update blog kita ni.

Catalyst injected , reaction is back and healthy.

Good luck to Naz and Mus. Semuga berjaya dlm perjuangan karrier di Saudi Kayan. Semuga segala urusan disana berjalan lancar.

khabaran berita...

da lame x cntct dgn member yg da kt sne..
so spe2 yg slalu cntct deorg juz tell them we are online AGIAN!!!
hehehehehe...

selame pertapaan nih.. ad gk gmbar2 deorg kt arab..
sile2 la tgk2 puas2.. x byk skit je kalo ad pic yg bru email je kt peonecrewz@gmail.com eh..









p/s ap bende la kt sni pon ad roti canai... x adventure la!!
muahahaha ;p

blog revival...



assalamualaikum sume..
da lame x update blog nih.. sian lak tgk terbiar je.. mcm reactor tanpa reaction.. ap2 pon sume nih bleh kte revivekn kembali.. forum yg dulu kecoh satu TITAN.. ad blik but kne behave lor.. jaga keprofessionalisme anda2 sume.. welcome back peonecrewz

p/s promote skit.. mrfarmefeemo wahahahah..!!!
semoga blog ni dpt kekal sampai bile2.. hehe ;p

Saturday, August 30, 2008

forum.. the end??!!!?

diatas permintaan pihak trtentu..
forum telah di hentikan seketika..
utk maintenance..
harap maaf..!!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

puasa kah anda jika...







Sunday, August 24, 2008

myvi spec. bru.... lawa ke?? anda nilai sndiri..














ape yg pero2 tukar??
Perodua baru sahaja melancarkan barisan MyVi dengan rekabentuk terbaru (bukan 100%). Perubahan yang sangat ketara adalah pada bahagian hadapan yang aku kira sangat tidak lawa...haha (viva gak da best.. ;p)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

alhamdulillah.. spm 1,diploma 1, degree on da way..



family first..



lecturer n frends.. 2nd!!

sesi kaunselor perkhawinan... part 2





Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!! !!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".