diatas permintaan pihak trtentu..
forum telah di hentikan seketika..
utk maintenance..
harap maaf..!!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
myvi spec. bru.... lawa ke?? anda nilai sndiri..
ape yg pero2 tukar??
Perodua baru sahaja melancarkan barisan MyVi dengan rekabentuk terbaru (bukan 100%). Perubahan yang sangat ketara adalah pada bahagian hadapan yang aku kira sangat tidak lawa...haha (viva gak da best.. ;p)
Saturday, August 23, 2008
sesi kaunselor perkhawinan... part 2
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!! !!
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
sesi kaunselor perkhawinan...
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for ?
A: Its Braille (bahasa utk org buta pengelihatan) for "suck here".
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die?
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.
Q: What's the speed limit of sêx?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Farewell to Safawi and Roy.
Pagi tadi bertolaklah 2 lagi member lama kita ke Yanbu. Sedih dan hiba rasanya bila sorang lepas sorang member2 lama meninggalkan kita disini. Terpaksalah control sikit tapi tak tau lah sampai bila nak adjust control ini. Walau macam mana pun peone mendoakan bro Safawi dan bro Roy selamat berjaya dan jagalah diri itu baik2. Semuga semua urusan kat sana berjalan lancar. Insyaallah kalu dipanjangkan umur, kita akan ketemu jua.
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